- Joe Tranelli: I lost two pounds peeing this morning. Two pounds.
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: Oh, here we go again.
- Joe Tranelli: I swear to God, two pounds.
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: Look, I told you, you can't lose two pounds just by peeing.
- Joe Tranelli: Well... I... I step on my digital scale, totally naked, before I pee and then again after I pee, and it's two pounds less. My record's two and half, so, yes, yes you can.
- Owen Thoreau Jr.: That's bulllshit.
- Joe Tranelli: Why would I lie? Wait, no, just think about it for second. What motive would I have that my pee weighs any more...
- [they hit a bump in the road]
- Joe Tranelli: Oh, shit.
- Joe Tranelli: Saw my ass in the mirror the other day.
- Terry Elliott: Yeah? How was it?
- Joe Tranelli: Not good. Got, like, an extra crease where there wasn't one.
- Terry Elliott: That must have been nice for you.
- Terry Elliott: I was wondering if...
- Annie: Sure. Of course, yeah.
- Terry Elliott: I didn't...
- Annie: No, it's still yes. Uh, I'm sorry, were you not asking me out?
- Terry Elliott: No, no, I was.
- Annie: Okay, then. Well, I get off at midnight.
- Terry Elliott: Midnight?
- Annie: [teasing] Is that too late for you?
- Terry Elliott: No, it's fine. I'll, uh... I'll have my nurse wake me.