Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

Let It Go (2009)

Andre Braugher: Owen Thoreau Jr.

Quotes 

• Joe Tranelli : [after watching Terry play cutesy with Annie]  Aw, man, what's that?

  Terry Elliott : She's just a friend.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : You know what? That's bullshit. You're a 49 year old man. How many sixteen year old friends you got?

  Terry Elliott : She's not sixteen.

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah, well, she's closer to sixteen than 49, I'll tell you that.

  Terry Elliott : Age is just a number, my friends. Just a number.

• Joe Tranelli : You know who came into the store? Fantasy woman.

  Terry Elliott : Really?

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : I keep hearing about this fantasy woman. Is she real? Or is it like, um, you know, when kids have an imaginary friend?

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah, no, she's real. She's real. I spoke to her this time.

  Terry Elliott : You talked to her?

  Joe Tranelli : Mm-hmm.

  Terry Elliott : How'd that go?

  Joe Tranelli : Good. Good. She came in, she... she asked about balloons, I apologized for my erection, and then she left.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : [he and Terry laugh]  What do you got to apologize for? That's a compliment. It's, uh, it's flattering.

  Joe Tranelli : Not with my dick.