The Office (TV Series)

The Meeting (2009)

Craig Robinson: Darryl Philbin

Quotes 

• Toby Flenderson : Hey, Darryl, look, uh... We're here to apologize.

  Darryl Philbin : Then we're cool.

  Dwight Schrute : [notices the warehouse employees behind him]  Wait! They're using the lift as their own personal elevator.

  Toby Flenderson : What?

  Dwight Schrute : He broke his ankle climbing over the railing, then he lied about it because it was a misuse of company equipment. Case. Closed.

  Darryl Philbin : That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

  Dwight Schrute : Really? Then why is there new wood only on one railing? Hmm?

  [to Toby] 

  Dwight Schrute : Let's just check the security tapes, Toby.

  Toby Flenderson : Well, you know, I don't think there's any reason to check 'em, but I suppose if you want to be really certain...

  Darryl Philbin : Alright, yeah. Fine, so whatever.

  Dwight Schrute : YES!

  Toby Flenderson : You really did it.

  Dwight Schrute : Now, I would like to file an official complaint to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form.

  Darryl Philbin : [rises to his feet]  Then I'm telling 'em you guys sexually harassed my sister.

  Dwight Schrute : [snorts]  No judge is gonna believe that.

  [Upon hearing this, Gwyneth also stands up next to Darryl and joins the tense stare-down. Dwight doesn't back down, but his eyes shift edgily between Darryl and Gwyneth] 

  Toby Flenderson : [nervously]  Okay... Look, we could all file complaints against each other and just drown in a sea of paperwork, but, you know, we'll just move on with our -- with our lives.

  [Still engrossed in their confrontation, Dwight and Darryl ignore him] 

  Toby Flenderson : [later, in the annex]  So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that they would both file complaints against corporate, and now I get to do all this paperwork.

  [pause] 

  Toby Flenderson : We worked it out.