Accidentally on Purpose (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Jenna Elfman: Billie

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Quotes 

• Abby : Didn't you use condoms?

  Billie : I guess it turns out they're not 100% effective... unless you actually take them out of your purse.

• Billie : I watch movies for a living, so to me, the three stages of womanhood are: Meg Ryan in "Sleepless in Seattle", Meg Ryan in "You've Got Mail", and Meg Ryan in the grocery store, saying "No, really, I am Meg Ryan!"

• Billie : This may sound a little nuts, but I'm thinking of going home with a guy who may be significantly younger than I am, and I need to know if the situation is despearate or empowering.

  Olivia : Is he over eighteen?

  Billie : Yup.

  Olivia : Empowering!

• Abby : What was it like?

  Billie : Like eating candy.

  Olivia : I love candy!

  Abby : What kind of candy?

  Billie : Young candy! I'm not kidding. He smelled like Skittles.

• Billie : I have to think of my future. I want a husband one day. One with a checking account and... a toothbrush he acquired via purchase rather than "dibs."