Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space (2009 TV Movie)

Will Arnett: The Missing Link

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• Susan Murphy : Good news, guys. Turns out that yeti sighting was just a false alarm, so it looks like we get the rest of the night off.

  B.O.B. : Hey, Susan. Have some coffee. It's totally normal. No one in it at all.

  [as Susan picks up her mug, Link pops out of it, roaring] 

  The Missing Link : This could use some milk.

  [Unimpressed, Susan just pours Link out of the mug] 

  The Missing Link : Sheesh, where is your Halloween spirit?

  Susan Murphy : Hey, I've got plenty of Halloween spirit. Just wait and see my zombie cheerleader costume. Now where am I gonna get some really huge pom-poms?

  The Missing Link : Susan, you're a real monster now, and that means you're playing in the big leagues, with the big boys. I've got fifty years of Halloweens scrunched up inside me, just bursting to come out. 'Cause this isn't any night, it's our night, and when the time comes, we's got to terrify.

• The Missing Link : All right, pumpkin, you're about to get Cool Whipped.

  B.O.B. : Wait. wait. I think I can reason with them. My mother was a tomato. I speak produce.

  [Speaks gibberish to pumpkin; pumpkin speaks back] 

  Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : So, what do they say?

  B.O.B. : Horrible things, about my mother, in a salad bar.

• Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : You messed with the wrong monsters, pumpkin! Nobody steals candy on my watch!

  The Missing Link : And nobody freaks these kids out but me!

  B.O.B. : [He says nothing, the others stare]  I'm thinking! Stop pressuring me.

• The Missing Link : Hey, little genius. You're dressed like me.

  Link Kid : Uh, no. I'm dressed as The Missing Link. You're dressed as a fat, old mermaid.

  B.O.B. Kid : Yeah, since when does Link have a beer gut?

• The Missing Link : [to Wicked Jack]  In your face, Pumpkin. Get it? Oh, no. Don't punch yourself.

• Carl Murphy : [to Susan]  Oh, we went all out this year, hon. I included all your old favorites. Death by Chocolate Fountain, The Wicked Witch's Poison Apple Tree and Children of the Candy Cornfield!

  B.O.B. : Yeah, not bad, but, you know, call me when it's real candy. You know what I'm saying?

  The Missing Link : B.O.B., it is real candy.

• Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Maybe so, my finny friend, but to some of us, All Hallows Eve is more trick than treat. I was a young lad then, my head filled with thoughts of particles physics and candy. I was out on my first Halloween, when suddenly...

  [Young Cockroach is attacked by older kids, who dump him in the trash and take his candy] 

  Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : My swirly pop!

  [the swirly pop falls on the ground and cracks] 

  Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : From that day on, Halloween was dead to me, forever.

  The Missing Link : Wow. That story made me want to throw you in the trash.

• Susan Murphy : [On walkie-talkie]  Are you guys seeing anything? Because I'm at the edge of town and there's nothing here, not even creepy old Farmer Jeb.

  The Missing Link : Same here, Suze. I'm afraid this has been just one big... Aaah!

  Susan Murphy : Link! Speak to me! Are you all right?

  Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Cockroach here. Just a creepy clown costume. Everything's fine here. Let go of that, B.O.B.! That's my Butterfinger! A trade's a trade.