- Herman Munster: Have you fellas heard about the new glass coffins?
- Mr. Gateman: We have not. Are they successful?
- Herman Munster: Remains to be seen, Mr. Gateman. Remains. To be seen.
- [Herman laughs]
- Lily Munster: I knew the moment I laid eyes on you that you were special. I understand if you don't feel the same. I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life.
- Herman Munster: If there's one thing I know, it's that the rest of the world melted away as soon as you appeared in my life.
- Igor: Perhaps I should stay. I noticed Lord Grimsby is canvassing for a new pool boy.
- Grandpa Munster: Trust me, Grimsby Manor has no pool.
- Igor: Then why would he--?
- Grandpa Munster: Look, you wanna go to America with me or not?
- Igor: Well... yes... .
- Grandpa Munster: [the Count gives Igor the potion that will transform him into a bat] Bottoms up!
- Igor: Oh. That's what Lord Grimsby said.
- Lily Munster: My sweet pussycat... RAWR! I knew from the moment I saw your flat head and that cute little scar that I wanted to spend every moment tightening those neck bolts. All I ask is that we spend the rest of my lives growing disgracefully old together.
- Igor: It seems Miss Lily is truly in love.
- Grandpa Munster: Oh, come on! You know and I know that we gotta get rid of that bozo Herman Munster!
- Grandpa Munster: Hey numbskull!
- Herman Munster: What?
- Grandpa Munster: I said. Hey, numbskull!
- Herman Munster: Excuse me sir could you speak up?
- Grandpa Munster: I assume you are the Herman Munster character I've been hearing so much about, lately!
- Herman Munster: Yeah I think I'm the only one. When they made me they broke the mold.
- Grandpa Munster: With you in it I presume.
- Herman Munster: No! I think I was out by that point.
- Lester: So listen, Herman. Now that you and I are practically blood related, I think it's only right that I tell you about this sweetheart real estate deal.
- Herman Munster: That sounds boss, man. Ha ha ha, but I think it's best if Lily handles the finances 'cause I don't have a head for numbers.
- Lester: Come on, Herman. Get with it. You gotta get ahead of the curve if you wanna swerve.