Smallville (TV Series)

Roulette (2009)

Tom Welling: Clark Kent

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Quotes 

• Oliver Queen : You do know, of course, look absolutely ridiculous in that, right? And I got a great tailor. Hook you up with a little color maybe.

  Clark Kent : Nice to see you finally discovered something worth living for after all.

  Oliver Queen : Yeah. More like a rediscovery, actually. You've done a hell of a job keeping the world safe on your own, Clark. I'm here to help you now.

  Clark Kent : Good. Something tells me... soon the world will need all the help we can get.

• Clark Kent : All right, Lois. You show up with every shark movie known to man and 11 loads of laundry when I've seen you take socks to the dry cleaner. Are you okay?

  Lois Lane : I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be fine? I'm totally not fine. Even if it is stupid, but - but it's not stupid. It's Oliver's birthday today, and we always go out for beer pongs on our birthdays. But today is about to be yesterday in T-minus...

  [sees that it is past midnight on clock wall] 

  Lois Lane : ...negative minutes. It's over. He totally missed it. How does a guy with nine different phone numbers not return a phone call?

  Clark Kent : Probably just celebrating with someone else.

  Lois Lane : Wow. Tall, dark, and single. Go figure. Do you know something? You would tell me if you did, right?

  Clark Kent : I'm sure Oliver's just fine. But paying him a visit wouldn't hurt.

• Lois Lane : About time you got home. Shelby's great and all, but the conversation... a little one-sided.

  Clark Kent : Shouldn't you be riding a mechnical bull somewhere? It is Friday night.

  Lois Lane : Correction. It's movie night. I hope you like sharks. We're gonna start with my favorite one.

  Clark Kent : You have your hands full with all your laundry. Maybe we should make movie night another weekend.

  Lois Lane : It's called multitasking, Clark. You should try it sometime.

  Clark Kent : I... I hope I have enough detergent. How do you even have anything left to wear?

  Lois Lane : You know, most guys wouldn't complain if I suddenly found myself shirtless.

  [awkward silence; as she leaves, he tosses clothes off the couch, one of her bras catching on his hand] 

  Lois Lane : [taking it back]  Oh, poor Clark. Here. FYI, that did not just happen.

  [sitting him down] 

  Lois Lane : Come on! It is called Smallville for a reason, Clark. What else do you possibly have to do tonight? It'll be fun.

• Lois Lane : Pants on, birthday boy. Party train's arrived.

  Clark Kent : Lois, I think people would prefer "knock" over "pants on." We've already checked his jet and his apartment, unless he's under the couch.

  [seeing a card for Roulette's club] 

  Clark Kent : Looks like his party train already left the station.

  Lois Lane : Without me on board? Doubtful.

• Chloe Sullivan : I take it Jor-El knew something about the alien assassin?

  Clark Kent : He recognized her. It turns out the symbol tattooed on her shoulder is her family crest. Her name's Alia. She's Kandorian.

  Chloe Sullivan : I thought Kandor exploded with the rest of Krypton.

  Clark Kent : So did I. But Jor-El said if she's here, there may be others. And they'll have each left a Kryptonian symbol marking their arrival.

  Chloe Sullivan : We better start looking. We can use Watchtower to run a search algorithm that would cross-reference all the satellite images with my Kryptonian lexicon. In other news, Oliver's back.

  Clark Kent : It seems like more than just a cooling off. What happened?

  Chloe Sullivan : Maybe the scam artist really did a number on him. Or he just needed to get some perspective.

  [her computer beeps] 

  Chloe Sullivan : Found one.

  [seeing dots appear all over the world] 

  Chloe Sullivan : Alia definitely didn't come alone.

• Chloe Sullivan : Now, my relationship with Oliver may have dissolved, but I didn't lose everything in the meltdown. Our computers are still linked. Which is how I found this.

  Clark Kent : Oliver was watching this in his laptop. It's a long story about Lois and laundry and lacy things.

  Chloe Sullivan : Lois saw this video?

  Clark Kent : Not only it, but me on it.

  Chloe Sullivan : Okay, so on a scale from one to Chernobyl, how big was the fallout?

  Clark Kent : Let's just say if there was an anti-life equation, I think I found it.

  Chloe Sullivan : Check this out.

  Clark Kent : [recognizing Alia in the footage]  That's the assassin who attacked Lois and I. I buried her before this video was taken. How could she be on it?

  Chloe Sullivan : Clark, if we're looking for a Kryptonian assassin who's from the future and supposed to be dead in the present... I'm out of answers.

  Clark Kent : Maybe Jor-El won't be.

• Lois Lane : Why would Oliver wanna re-live the night someone tried to Hindenburg him?

  Clark Kent : Lois, we should respect his privacy.

  Lois Lane : I can't imagine what he was going through just standing there. He looks like he didn't even know the bomb got defused. But then why is he...

  [seeing Oliver step off the trigger plate] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, my god. He didn't know. Oliver tried to kill himself.

  Clark Kent : Lois, come on.

  Lois Lane : [seeing Clark enter on the video]  And you knew! Clark... how could you keep something this serious from me?

  Clark Kent : I was trying to protect him.

  Lois Lane : From who? His friends?

  Clark Kent : [she moves to leave]  Lois, wait. I didn't think he wanted anyone to know.

  Lois Lane : Well, I'm not just anyone. Clark, you lied to me. You lied right to my face. You said everything was fine. No! Nothing about this is fine!