- Tara: You can't pretend to be a lawyer in a courtroom.
- Nathan Ford: Well, stick around. I'm about to practice medicine, too.
- Peter Blanchard: [as he's led out of the courtroom in handcuffs] What the hell is this? Hey, you don't understand! These people are thieves! I don't even think that one's a lawyer! And if he's Greek, I'm Aristotle!
- [Tara, the lawyer of Nathan's client, is insisting on being kept in the loop during his con]
- Tara: Either I am in, or Ruth is out.
- [Tara gets up and leaves]
- Nathan Ford: [to himself] They're going to hate this.
- [cut to Nathan's apartment]
- Eliot Spencer: I hate this.
- Alec Hardison: Did you realize that London is the home to the most surveillance cameras in the world?
- Parker: [Nathan cringes] Really?
- Alec Hardison: Who wants to play where's Waldo?
- Parker: [Raising her hand gleefully, much to Nathan's dismay] I do!
- [Starts showing everywhere Nathan was in London]
- Parker: We're cut off!
- [Turning to Spencer]
- Parker: We're gonna have to get rough!
- Eliot Spencer: I ain't hitting cops,
- Parker: [Turning to hear the cops coming through] I look forward to seeing you explain that.