Laura Harris: Zoe Barnes

Quotes 

• Nadia Schilling : [kisses Maddux on cheek then smacks his rear] 

  Zoe Barnes : Must be wearing your halo...

  Zoe Barnes : [innocently]  I'm wearing mine.

• Maddux Donner : [coming out of stall]  Ya know, they've been making these thinks for 200 years. You'd think they'd come up with something better than these buttons.

  Zoe Barnes : Think you can get 'em with zippers. And this is the ladies' room.

  Maddux Donner : Could've fooled me with that language. Kiss your mother with that mouth? That's friggin' shocking.

• Zoe Barnes : [testing spacesuit]  Nominal. Full range of motion, though I feel like the Michelin Man.

  Maddux Donner : Yeah, well there's always been an uncanny resemblance.

• Maddux Donner : [telling about another trainee]  500 feet straight up. 500 feet down. Bam. Chute didn't have time to open.

  Zoe Barnes : That's terrible.

  Maddux Donner : Yeah. But it's more stupid than you.

  Zoe Barnes : He died.

  Maddux Donner : Yeah, but it was funny.

  Zoe Barnes : Donner!