Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

818-jklpuzo (2009)

Jane Lynch: Dr. Linda Freeman

Quotes 

• Dr. Linda Freeman : [Charlie seeking help on his constipation]  Look, Charlie. You obviously still have feelings for Mia and yet you're committed to Chelsea. It's an emotional conflict and until you resolve that conflict you're going to be physically blocked.

  Charlie Harper : English, please.

  Dr. Linda Freeman : As soon as you pick one, you can go two.

  Charlie Harper : What happens if I can't pick?

  Dr. Linda Freeman : I don't know. C-section?