I would be embarrassed to have my name associated with this poorly acted film. The dialog is poorly scripted. I managed to sit through 8 minutes but even that was a struggle. Don't waste your time.
3 Reviews
Awful
mrneilspencer15 February 2022
Not a film: unwatchable
tm-0798718 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Middle school AV quality "film" with poorly written/laughably bad dialogue. Money wouldn't save the creative inability to write or direct. Not smart enough to play on trying to make characters controversial, the short plays it safe with a status quo and heavy handed agenda. No script, action, and actors pulled from the street are an insult to anyones intelligence that would give 1.5 hours of their time and money contributing to a another mess. Fake critic pseudo intellect pointing to anyone deeper meaning or motive other than a cash grab haven't seen this travesty. Ed Wood is rolling in his grave.
Not so much a film. More a high school standard, LARPing event
stevelivesey-3718314 March 2024
Egregiously bad.
Like the title suggests, this is not a movie by any definition of the word.
It's as if a bunch of adults involved in larping, and get hold of a camera, some cheap costumes and after an evenings heavy drinking decide to make a movie.
Unfortunately, not a single one of them possesses a shred of talent. I cannot remember having seen such a poorly, acted, directed, scripted, lit attempt at film making in my life.
I was aghast about twenty minutes when, 'the monster', dons a rather fetching hat and a feather boa. In 500AD. In Denmark. Where everyone speaks with a distinct American accent.
2 stars instead of one because at least they made an effort.
Like the title suggests, this is not a movie by any definition of the word.
It's as if a bunch of adults involved in larping, and get hold of a camera, some cheap costumes and after an evenings heavy drinking decide to make a movie.
Unfortunately, not a single one of them possesses a shred of talent. I cannot remember having seen such a poorly, acted, directed, scripted, lit attempt at film making in my life.
I was aghast about twenty minutes when, 'the monster', dons a rather fetching hat and a feather boa. In 500AD. In Denmark. Where everyone speaks with a distinct American accent.
2 stars instead of one because at least they made an effort.
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