- Stacy Barrett: She also told me that "res ipsa loquitur"
- [Latin for "the thing speaks for itself"]
- Stacy Barrett: is a legal term, but isn't that sound like a large dinosaur?
- [Jane tells Parker that she intends to sue the store PDQ where she was treated rudely, and he agrees, providing that Kim will represent her]
- J. Parker: Since a lawyer who represents herself has a fool for a client, you'll need representation. Kim!
- [hearing that, Kim nearly chokes on her coffee]
- Stacy Barrett: Quid pro quo!
- [Latin for "something for something"]
- Kim Kaswell: Do you even know what that means?
- Stacy Barrett: Not exactly.
- Teri Lee: Kim's representing Jane in a lawsuit?
- Stacy Barrett: Oh, I can't talk about it. I'm hoping to be a character witness.
- Teri Lee: [sarcastically, knowing that Stacy has no knowledge of legal terms] That's perfect, because you are a character.
- Stacy Barrett: [does not understand that Teri was talking sarcastically] Thank you!