Castle (TV Series)

Deep in Death (2009)

Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito

Quotes 

• [as the bachelor-party cop twins leave the photo shoot] 

  Javier Esposito : Hey, Beckett, how come *you* don't wear a uniform like that?

  Kate Beckett : Because I don't wanna get paid in singles.

• Kate Beckett : [Lanie is up in the tree with the body]  How's it going up there?

  Lanie Parish : I got tree branches poking my boobs and a spotlight shining up my booty.

  Javier Esposito : Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.

  Lanie Parish : [Give him a look]  When I come down, I'm gonna smack you.

  Javier Esposito : I'll be looking forward to that.

• Javier Esposito : You know what I don't get... is who would steal a dead body?

  Richard Castle : Oh, plenty of people. Uh... organ harvesters, cadaver-less med students, Satanists, mad scientists looking to create their own monster.

  Kate Beckett : [approaching]  Or the guys who killed him might have left some evidence behind.

  Richard Castle : Boring. How about a spy, having swallowed a top-secret microchip that the enemy forces murder him over before the CIA can get ahold of it?

  Kate Beckett : As much as we all appreciate your insightful and *incredibly* believable theories, Ms. Cosmo is gone, so I believe you can go home now.