Leverage (TV Series)
The Beantown Bailout Job (2009)
Aldis Hodge: Alec Hardison
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Quotes
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Alec Hardison : I tell you we are doing some hinky things in Pakistan. Hinky.
Sophie Devereaux : [to Eliot] Well, what about you? What have you been doing for the past six months?
Eliot Spencer : I was in Pakistan.
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[last lines]
Nathan Ford : You can't come in here and start hanging stuff on the walls.
Alec Hardison : Oh yeah yeah, for repairs and renovations, your landlord has full access to your dwelling. It's in the lease.
Nathan Ford : What are you doing reading my lease?
Alec Hardison : [big smiles] I bought the building.
Nathan Ford : You bought the... you're my landlord?
Alec Hardison : Yeah.
[offers pound-it fist]
Eliot Spencer : [Comes through the wall with a chainsaw]
Nathan Ford : No no no no no...
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Parker : [while picking a lock] I think people are like locks. Really complicated and frustrating, but you can't force them. You have to take time and be fiddly.
Alec Hardison : Fiddly?
Parker : You learn to be patient and just wait until you hear the...
[lock clicks open]
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Eliot Spencer : Hey this detonator, if I'm around the corner, this still gonna be in range?
Alec Hardison : Should be. I haven't worked out all the kinks yet. Sometimes the things just go off.
Eliot Spencer : Wai-wai-wait. Hey. I thought you said this thing was safe.
Alec Hardison : Mostly-mostly safe. I was very specific. Sometimes the frequencies get messed up.
Eliot Spencer : What frequencies man. Huh? I got these things in my pants.
Alec Hardison : Like a garage door opener, a car alarm.
[Nearby car chirps, Eliot jumps]
Parker : What are the odds that Eliots' crotch will actually explode?
Eliot Spencer : DAMMIT HARDISON!
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Alec Hardison : Do you realize, on average, people are caught on security cameras 13 times a day? ATM cameras, traffic cameras. It's crazy man, but we can track 'em. We can. Wha... I lost him in this.
