Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

The Made-to-Measure Murders (2010)

John Nettles: DCI Tom Barnaby

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Quotes 

• DS Ben Jones : This village is weird.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Jones, they're *all* weird.

• DCI Tom Barnaby : I have plenty of suits, thank you.

  Beatrice Daniels : Are they all like this?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Hm? Why? Wha- wha- what's wrong with this?

  Beatrice Daniels : Oh, nothing; it's just... well, maybe, peaked lapels would suit you better, and um, you need a little more structure across the shoulders; sleeves are too long, you want to flash a bit of shirtcuff, don't you; and you need a higher waist. And a little more taper in the trousers perhaps. But I mean apart from that it's, um... great.

• DS Ben Jones : Well, something's not right. The vicar says she was going to confess; they say she wasn't.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, that's religion for you, Jones. Brings out the irrational in people.

• DCI Tom Barnaby : Fathers and sons... it's complicated stuff.

  Luke Woodley : Yeah, complicated... that's the word.

• [last lines] 

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Hello, Joyce!

  Joyce Barnaby : Uh! Tom! How *could* you? That's *my* tweed.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, I'm very sorry, Mrs Barnaby, but it is now *my* tweed. Anyway, the only question is: should I go for a ticket pocket? What do you reckon, yes or no?