House M.D. (TV Series)

Broken (2009)

Megan Dodds: Dr. Beasley

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Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : [to another patient in during a group session]  Cut your wrists, huh?

  Dr. Beasley : Greg, there are certain topics...

  Dr. Gregory House : Oh! I'm sorry. Is suicide taboo? Gosh, Have I broken a rule on my first day? I will kill myself.

  Dr. Beasley : Group's over!

• Dr. Beasley : Ready to play nice?

  Dr. Gregory House : Would you believe me if I said "yes"?

  Dr. Beasley : No.

  Dr. Gregory House : Then yes.

• Dr. Beasley : I know you're scheming. Working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here. Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days... see what happens. Just let me do my job. If you prefer private to group, we can do that. Maybe try some SSRIs. If you think nothing is working, you can always go back to your schemes.

  Dr. Gregory House : God, if only you'd said that two minutes ago. Before I came up with my new scheme. Now I'm committed. Ha! Get it?

• Dr. Beasley : You want out - just talk, be honest. Try to work with people... try to deal with people.

  Dr. Gregory House : Okay.

  [Gets up, walks over to Alvie] 

  Juan 'Alvie' Alvarez : House! House! He's on my team!

  Dr. Gregory House : Shut up. Nobody likes you.

  [Walks over to Jay-Bird and towers over him] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Am I crowding you?

  Jay-Bird : What?

  Dr. Gregory House : Can't see the sun?

  [Sarcastically] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Oh no, everything's closing in!

  [Takes the ball from Jay-Bird, turns to Dr. Beasley, and points at Jay-Bird] 

  Dr. Gregory House : He's the claustrophobic one, right? Cause I'm doing this from memory.

  [Walks over to Richter, without dribbling] 

  Richter : You have to dribble!

  Dr. Gregory House : Why? C.I.A. satellites aren't watching me, they're watching you - 'cause you're wearing green.

  [Richter takes his shirt off. House walks over to Hal] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Oh, this is too easy. Seriously, anorexia? Are you supposed to be a girl? And in answer to your implicit question, yes, those pants do make you look fat.

  [Walks over to Susan] 

  Dr. Gregory House : How upset were you when you woke up in the ER, you were still alive, and a failure?

  [Shoots the ball into the hoops] 

  Juan 'Alvie' Alvarez : Wooo, two-nothing, good guys!

  Dr. Gregory House : [Walks over to Beasley]  You're right. It is rewarding to reach out.

  [Turns to go inside] 

  Dr. Beasley : Can't go up there, it's yard time right now.

  Dr. Gregory House : Put it on my tab!

  [Walks inside]