- Yael Koontz: I heard you found honey in your house and I was wondering could you fill up my honey jar.
- Ray Drecker: Fill up your honey jar...
- Yael Koontz: Yeah, I want to make a carrot cake.
- Ray Drecker: I got lot of work here.
- Yael Koontz: You know Ray, sometimes in life it's best to forget the big problems and just fuck for a little while.
- Ray Drecker: It'll be okay, kinda like a threesome.
- Tanya Skagle: Kinda like a threesome, huh? Have you ever been in a threesome? Everyone I've ever been in, the other two people screw while all I do is bring them water.
- [Ray laughs]
- Tanya Skagle: Lenore is a bottom feeder Ray, she can't understand Happiness Consultant. She's the most unhappy person I know. Ah god, don't you wanna bring happiness into the world, atleast atleast on some level?
- Ray Drecker: Sure Tanya. But right now, I'll settle for a living.
- [last lines]
- Ray Drecker: [narrating] I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick in a dream. That's not the american way, what is?