- Evelyn Pons: He is a vampire.
- Lucas Moreno: Who's a vampire?
- Evelyn Pons: Shhh! Camilo. And at night he transforms into a bat.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: I told you vampires don't exist.
- Evelyn Pons: They do exist, and Camilo is one of them. Why do you think he speaks Latin? Because he's hundreds of years old. He must have been born during the Roman Empire.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: No, you genius. He is from Avila. He told me that once.
- Evelyn Pons: And what about the scarf around his neck, you smarty? He wears that so that we can't see the bite marks.
- Lucas Moreno: That's true. You become a vampire when Count Dracula bites you on the neck.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: Well, I think he wears a scarf because he has tonsillitis.
- Evelyn Pons: Yeah, okay, but you don't have tonsillitis every day, and he wears that scarf all the time.
- Jacques Noiret: By the way, do you remember those papers that you said you didn't have?
- María Almagro: I don't know what you are talking about.
- Jacques Noiret: I'm talking about your life insurance. You don't have them anymore. I found them, so you better say goodbye to your son. You're dead. Boom!
- Lucas Moreno: When a vampire sees a crucifix, his eyes fall down and he flies away.
- Evelyn Pons: That's why Camilo's not married. He can't even enter a church.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: That's not the reason. It's because he is a little bit ugly and smells bad.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: [finding a bed in Camillo's room, not a coffin] Do you see? He's not a vampire. He sleeps in this bed.
- Evelyn Pons: But he doesn't have any mirrors, and do you know why? Because vampires are transparent and they can't see themselves in a mirror.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: Isn't because of that, smarty. That's because boys never look at themselves in mirrors.
- Fernando Ugarte Roldán: [held at gunpoint] What are you going to do to me? What do you want?
- Fermín de Pablo: Too many questions. Pick one.
- Fermín de Pablo: Trust me, I'm one of the good guys.
- Fernando Ugarte Roldán: The good guys? Do the good guys show up like this, pointing a gun at your head?
- Fermín de Pablo: Imagine how the bad guys must be.