Goon (2011)

Alison Pill: Eva

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• Eva : I did it. I broke up with him.

  Doug Glatt : Holy shit.

  Eva : I don't even know what the fuck I'm...

  Doug Glatt : Hey, come on. From what I saw from him he seemed like a really nice guy.

  Eva : I'm just not in love with him.

  Doug Glatt : You're not?

  Eva : No. You. You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.

  Doug Glatt : That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.

• Eva : I can't really talk right now. That's why I was texting you.

  Doug Glatt : I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. So you saw my headbutt, huh?

  Eva : [whispering]  Yeah, you fucked him up.

  Doug Glatt : Are you at the library?

  Eva : No, um. My boyfriend got home a few days ago.

  Doug Glatt : Why did you text me then?

  Eva : I dig talking to you. And now I'm thinking about you. And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.

  Doug Glatt : There's nothing weird about that. It's official.

  Eva : Yeah, Doug. I know. Fuck. I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.

  Doug Glatt : Well, I mean, all we did was make out.

  Eva : I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. That doesn't bother you?

  Doug Glatt : The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you.

  Eva : I gotta go, Doug.

• Eva : Nice one, Dougie! 69! Doug! 69! Yeah!

• Eva : You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.

  Doug Glatt : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

• Doug Glatt : Man, I'm wasted. Eva, I really like your name.

  Eva : Yes, sir. It's a great name. Like the Bible just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.

  Doug Glatt : I think it's a pretty name. Like your face. You got a pretty name and a pretty face.

  Eva : Aw, you're very nice to me.

  [takes drink] 

  Eva : Fuck it. Doug, I dig hockey players. The shit, the violence, the beer, all of it. I fucking love it.

  Doug Glatt : Sad.

  Eva : Wanna get out of here?

  Doug Glatt : Yes, please.

• Doug Glatt : You're so pretty. You're so beautiful. I'm sorry, I keep saying that. I'm sorry.

  Eva : It's fine. I think it's cute. Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful?

  [points at apartment] 

  Eva : This is me.

  Doug Glatt : I like you, though.

  Eva : You do, eh?

  Doug Glatt : Yes, ma'am.

  Eva : Eva likes Doug. Eva likes you.

  Doug Glatt : What does Eva think about kissing?

  Eva : Which type?

  Doug Glatt : French?

  [kisses Eva] 

  Eva : Oh fuck.

  Doug Glatt : Um. Hey, uh, what do you think about me calling you sometime?

  Eva : I don't know whether that's the best idea. This shit.

  Doug Glatt : Why don't you give me your number and I promise that I'll never call you.

  Eva : Okay.

• Eva : [answers phone]  Hello?

  Doug Glatt : Eva? Hey! This is Doug Glatt. Your number is so similar to my friend's number. I didn't know which was which, so I didn't wanna call my friend and then bother you. I was just checking. Simply checking the numbers out. Hey listen, I'm at the bar with my team. I think some of your friends are gonna come. I don't know if you wanna, like, you know, join us?

  Eva : Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down. Trying to be a good girl. Trying.

  Doug Glatt : Well you know, uh, maybe you and I could hang out sometime. You know, get coffee?

  Eva : Um, sure.

  Doug Glatt : Great! I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade. And I like power drinks and water.

  Eva : Awesome.

  Doug Glatt : It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not. If I could just see you.

  Eva : That sounds cool.

• Eva : I'm here. I'm proud of you. I'm thinking of you.