Goon (2011)

Eugene Levy: Dr. Glatt

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• Dr. Glatt : They call you Thug, for Christ's sake! It might as well say "security" on the back of your sweater. Excuse me.

  Ira : Doug, I am proud of you.

  Doug Glatt : Thanks, buddy.

  Ira : Okay? But I'm gonna go with mom and dad. They've got my passport.

• Doug Glatt : I wanted to give this to mom and dad, actually.

  Mrs. Glatt : Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby.

  Doug Glatt : It's not a hobby. It's my job, mom. I'm a hockey player.

  Dr. Glatt : Have you thought at all to the head injuries that come with playing such a violent sport? The concussions?

  Mrs. Glatt : How long do you think you can do this?

  Ira : Mom!

  Dr. Glatt : It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.

  Doug Glatt : No it isn't.

  Dr. Glatt : You can do anything except punch people, okay?

  Doug Glatt : No I couldn't.

  Dr. Glatt : You can teach!

  Doug Glatt : No, I can't! Okay? I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!

  Ira : Doug, you're not that stupid.

  Doug Glatt : I am. I'm stupid.

  [to Ira] 

  Doug Glatt : You're gay! I'm stupid and he's gay. Stupid. Gay. You have one stupid son and you've got a gay son. For once in my life I'm actually a part of something. I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "security" on it. Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it. Not, for whatever reason, you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong and I can protect people. That's who I am. That's what I do. And you should be proud of me.