Kickoff (2011)
Rikki Beadle Blair: Max
Quotes
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Max : Don't tell me you thought there would be less bitchin' on a gay team.
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Max : You kids come from a long line of kings, queens and fierce divas. Now, fix up and take back the bloody game!
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Max : It's not good breedin' to give your mother the hairy eyeball, kitten.
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Max : Now listen, Ephraim.
Elton : Elton.
Max : Now, you seem like a nice boy. I'm sure you don't want to get fired on your first day for homophobia.
Elton : Homophobia?
Max : I didn't think so. You see, I don't know if you've noticed, but we're a gay team - a VERY gay team - and, so, we're a teensy-weensy bit overcompensating, but you see what we're dealing with, don't you, Ephraim?
Max , Elton : [together] Elton!
Max : ...the kind of thugs that used to terrorize people like us - and you - in school. I think you know what I mean. And, so, all we're asking, Ephraim...
Elton : El...
Max : -ton!... All we're asking for, on... bended knee, is for a fair... crack. Whadda ya say, ref?
