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Will Schuester : Sue, you are unbelievable.
Sue Sylvester : And you are a terrible spy. You might try breathing through your nose sometime. If you were a sniper, I would have already radioed in your coordinates. Just like in the Falklands.
Will Schuester : I'm not gonna let you bully that girl, Sue.
Sue Sylvester : Oh, I bully everybody, Will. It's how I roll.
Will Schuester : Yeah, but this is different. She's not like everybody else.
Sue Sylvester : I want you to listen to what you just said, Willliam. You're asking me to treat this girl differently because she has a disability. When actually, it seems to me, she just wants to be treated like everybody else. Why are you doing this?
Will Schuester : Because I know you. And you're up to something.
Sue Sylvester : You don't know the first thing about me.
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Will Schuester : McKinley needs ramps.
Sue Sylvester : No way. Those are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage our able-bodied students from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs!
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Will Schuester : [suspicious about Sue] You think she has a brain tumor? That can cause erratic behavior.
Principal Figgins : All I know is that she walked in unnanounced and she wrote me a check for three new handicapped ramps.
Will Schuester : I... I... I just don't get it. I mean, first putting Becky in Cheerios, now this. What is her angle?
Principal Figgins : Why ask why?
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Will Schuester : I'm very proud of you guys. Artie... why don't you bring this to Principal Figgins yourself?
Finn Hudson : [seeing Artie's expression] What's wrong, dude?
Artie Abrams : I really appreciate what you guys did for me, but I'm not the only kid in a wheelchair at this school. And I'm sure there will be others after I graduate. And I know how important it is for all of us to go to sectionals together, but I think I'd rather just get a ride from my dad and use this for a handicapped ramp in the auditorium.
Will Schuester : Any objections?
Finn Hudson : Well, it sure beats having to carry him in every day.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : 1200 bucks. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.
Will Schuester : Oh, dream on, buddy.
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Will Schuester : This isn't fair.
Principal Figgins : Is it fair that I had to stop providing the baseball team with protective cups? I only get a certain amount of dollars a year to spend, William.
Will Schuester : Yeah, but Artie is...
Principal Figgins : Is used to overcoming challenges. He'll just have to find his own ride to sectionals. That handi-capable bus costs $600 a week to rent. We can't afford it.
Will Schuester : Oh, but there's enough money in the budget to fly the Cheerios all over the country for their competitions?
Principal Figgins : Sue Sylvester has boosters that write fat checks. None of her travel expenses come out of the school budget.
Will Schuester : Look, when I was in the glee club, the best part of the competitions was the bus ride to the event. It was about camaraderie and supporting each other.
Principal Figgins : You think I feel good about this?
Will Schuester : Well, my students won't stand for it.
Principal Figgins : That's very moving, but my hands are tie, Schue. If you want that bus, you're going to have to find a way to pay for it yourself.
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Will Schuester : I don't know if you guys really understand how much harder Artie has to work to keep up.
Artie Abrams : Preach!
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Will Schuester : You guys are best friends, why are you fighting?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I'm just really stressed about the bake sale.
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Will Schuester : [after several tryouts, Sue chooses a girl with Down syndrome for the Cheerios] What are you up to, Sue?
Sue Sylvester : I'm just following orders, Will. I'm doing what I was told. And I found myself a brand-new Cheerio.
Will Schuester : You're up to something.
[as she leaves]
Will Schuester : I don't like this, Sue!
