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Will Schuester : [to Terri] Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.
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Will Schuester : What the hell were you thinking? You gave drugs to my students?
Terri Schuester : I'll say it again. They are over-the-counter, FDA approved. And if I didn't give it to them, I'm sure the kids would just find a way to get them for themselves.
Will Schuester : No! No, they wouldn't. These are good kids.
Terri Schuester : Nothing bad happened.
Principal Figgins : Howard Bamboo got arrested.
[cut to cops tackling Howard in the drugstore]
Terri Schuester : Well, that.
Will Schuester : Wait. What?
Principal Figgins : Pseudophedrine is an ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamines. Howard got picked up by the feds on suspicion of running a crystal meth lab.
Terri Schuester : I never told Howard to get them all in one place.
Will Schuester : Okay, enough, Terri. How are we supposed to raise a baby when I can't trust you to look after a group of teenagers?
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Will Schuester : Competition. Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right. But they used competing with each other to make themselves even better.
Kurt Hummel : I don't understand how lightning is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool.
Will Schuester : Just go with it. You guys have become complacent. You were great at the invitational, but you got to up your game if you want get through to sectionals. Okay, split up. Guys on the left side, girls on the right side.
[nobody moves]
Will Schuester : Let's go, come on.
[the two groups separate]
Will Schuester : All right.
[Kurt moves to join the girls]
Will Schuester : Kurt?
[he nods towards the boys' group]
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Will Schuester : I've got to figure out some way to motivate them.
Emma Pillsbury : Okay, well, you, um, you could... oh, what about a sticker board? That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid. Right, so I'd do a chore and then I'd get a star, and then...
Sue Sylvester : Oh, dear god, please, please... stop talking. I'm trying desperately to ignore the treacly sweet inanity of your asinine conversation, but now I've got bile in my mouth and I will hold my tongue no further. You know what this is?
[holding up her clipboard]
Sue Sylvester : It's my list of Cheerios. Every week I pick someone at random and I kick 'em out.
Will Schuester : Yeah, well, in Glee Club, we do things a little bit differently.
Sue Sylvester : Oh, yeah, Will? How's that working out for you?
