Glee (TV Series)

Hairography (2009)

Jane Lynch: Sue Sylvester

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• Sue Sylvester : This is their set list from sectionals. "Don't Stop Believin'", that's in. "Proud Mary", performed in wheelchairs. That's in. Now, I suggest you take these two songs, split them between your two groups, and I'll pull some strings and make sure that Schuester and his group perform last. That way, it'll look like he stole the songs from you.

  Grace Hitchens : Um, who do you think I am?

  Sue Sylvester : That's actually a very good question because I've forgotten both of your names.

  Grace Hitchens : Look, I spend every waking hour of my day trying to teach those girls that lying and cheating is not the way you're ever gonna get ahead. And you're suggesting I do exactly that so that they can win a singing competition?

  Sue Sylvester : Yeah, pretty much. I think you're missing an opportunity to give your girls a second chance. These McKinley kids are gonna do do fine. But outside of Glee Club, your girls don't have a heck of a lot going for them. And I'd hate to see them so devastated by losing that they'd give up entirely. You know how many deaf choirs have won this competition?

  Dalton Rumba : Okay, everybody's going to need to speak up because I can't hear. Deaf in one ear. Scarlet fever.

  Sue Sylvester : I assume you read lips. Read these. Never let anything distract you from winning. Ever.