Battleship (2012)
Jesse Plemons: Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord
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Quotes
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Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Is this a super secret surprise Navy exercise? Cuz if so, they've gone way to far.
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Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch : [as the Myoko is sinking] Sir, there are sailors in the water.
Alex Hopper : Get the guns online or we're gonna ram this thing!
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Sir, the Myoko is sinking! Sir, please!
Alex Hopper : Set the course to 3-1-0!
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Please, sir!
Alex Hopper : 3-1-0!
Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch : [grabs Hopper, shouting] There are sailors in the water, sir!
[tense silence]
Alex Hopper : ...Hard a starboard.
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Hard a starboard, aye, sir!
[the John Paul Jones turns away from the alien ship]
Alex Hopper : Get them out of the water.
Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch : Yes, sir.
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Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time?
[He holds up his cell phone, displaying a picture of...]
Alex Hopper : Why am I staring at a lizard?
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes...
Alex Hopper : You've got fifteen seconds, go.
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : [referring to the aliens] I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir.
[silence]
Alex Hopper : You try anything else on?
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Negative, sir. Just the helmet.
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[Ordy enters the conning tower of the Missouri, where the helmsman is already tuning the panel]
Old Salt Helmsman : Son.
[long pause]
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : ...Sir.
Old Salt Helmsman : What the hell, are you gonna stand there staring at me? Get your goddamn eye on that spotter!
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : [grabs a set of earphones] Eye on spotter, sir!
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Commander Stone Hopper : [Alex Hopper is kicked in the face in a soccer match and is awarded a penalty kick] You alright?
Alex Hopper : Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, I don't need your help.
Commander Stone Hopper : Bronson's gonna take it.
[Calls Bronson]
Commander Stone Hopper : Bronson!
Alex Hopper : What do you mean Bronson? No, negative.
Commander Stone Hopper : Bronson, you're gonna take this.
Alex Hopper : Bronson, don't move.
Commander Stone Hopper : Bonson, come here.
Alex Hopper : [Yelling] Bronson, you move one more step you're dead. Do you wanna die today? Do you wanna die?
[Bronson walks back]
Alex Hopper : Good choice, good choice!
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : He's definitely concussed.
Commander Stone Hopper : You just threatened one of my sailors!