Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Baseball Was Better with Steroids (2009)

Ryan Stiles: Dr. Herb Melnick

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• Charlie Harper : Jake's in the bathroom. He's either finishing breakfast or starting lunch.

  Herb : Well, he's a growing boy.

  Charlie Harper : He's a growing pain in my ass.

  Alan Harper : He says that with love.

  Charlie Harper : No, I say it with a dull, throbbing pain in my ass.

• Charlie Harper : What have they got you on?

  Herb : All the good stuff. They could pull out all my teeth and I wouldn't even know it. They haven't, have they?

  [Opens mouth]