The Addams Family (TV Series)
Girlfriendstein/Pugsley by the Numbers/Beware of Thing (1992)
Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester
Quotes
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Uncle Fester : [in regards to Lurch being dumped by his girlfriend] Well, what do you want me to do? Go downstairs and build him a new girlfriend?
Gomez Addams : [leaping into the air] Fester, eureka!
Uncle Fester : [laughs] I wish, but it's just this ten pounds of cheese I'm aging in my coat!
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Uncle Fester : Look at me! I'm playing Tombstone Pinball!
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[Lurch moans louder than usual]
Uncle Fester : What was that? Did the new cow get out of my bedroom?
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[Lurch falls into a grave]
Uncle Fester : Oh, my. Lurch! Old buddy, old pal, speak to me! Are you hurt? Any bones broken? You gonna eat that earthworm?
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Uncle Fester : [a la Dr Frankenstein] It's ready! It's ready!
Pugsley Addams : What's ready, Uncle Fester?
Wednesday Addams : Lurch's girlfriend?
Uncle Fester : Nah! My monkey-hair hoagie!
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Uncle Fester : Hey, Lurch, are you a jungle kind of guy?
[Lurch moans]
Uncle Fester : Okay, we'll skip that one...
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Uncle Fester : [at a remote] Hey, I forgot what this button's for... let mr see...
[presses the button, he blows up]