"The Addams Family" Girlfriendstein/Pugsley by the Numbers/Beware of Thing (TV Episode 1992) - Nancy Linari as Morticia Addams

Morticia Addams : How thoughtful. Itt wants Lurch to enjoy his night off, so he'll drive.

Gomez Addams : Cousin Itt can't see over the steering wheel! Why, he might drive off a cliff! Cara mia...

Morticia Addams : Are you thinking what I am?

Gomez Addams : Yes! Yes! Yes!
Gomez Addams : Ah, Tish, Sunday's wouldn't be the same without our backyard brunches! A hearty meal, family togetherness...

Morticia Addams : And Uncle Fester rolling around in the cemetery!
Morticia Addams : Darling, did you notice that the brownies aren't moving.

Gomez Addams : And there's nothing in my tea except tea! It's not like Lurch to be so slipshod!
Morticia Addams : Family, we need to rally together to help poor heartbroken Lurch.

Gomez Addams : Capital idea, Tish! Let's arrange a date for him with Aunt Ben!

Morticia Addams : But darling, Aunt Ben is a man... I think.
[Cousin Itt arrives]

Morticia Addams : Why, Cousin Itt, what brings you out our way?

[Itt jabbers]

Gomez Addams : You saw Fester's robot from a spy satellite, and wanted to ask her out?...

[Itt jabbers an affirmative]

Gomez Addams : Go for it, old bean!
[Itt jabbers]

Morticia Addams : Isn't that sweet? Cousin Itt wants to double date with Lurch and his girlfriend.

Gomez Addams : Ah, just think how much fun two lumbering hulks, a robot and a ball of hair can have together.

Morticia Addams : We could get Fester to babysit and make it a triple date...

Gomez Addams : Querida! You're a genius!

Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams