The Addams Family (TV Series)
Girlfriendstein/Pugsley by the Numbers/Beware of Thing (1992)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
Quotes
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Morticia Addams : How thoughtful. Itt wants Lurch to enjoy his night off, so he'll drive.
Gomez Addams : Cousin Itt can't see over the steering wheel! Why, he might drive off a cliff! Cara mia...
Morticia Addams : Are you thinking what I am?
Gomez Addams : Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Uncle Fester : [in regards to Lurch being dumped by his girlfriend] Well, what do you want me to do? Go downstairs and build him a new girlfriend?
Gomez Addams : [leaping into the air] Fester, eureka!
Uncle Fester : [laughs] I wish, but it's just this ten pounds of cheese I'm aging in my coat!
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Gomez Addams : Ah, Tish, Sunday's wouldn't be the same without our backyard brunches! A hearty meal, family togetherness...
Morticia Addams : And Uncle Fester rolling around in the cemetery!
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Morticia Addams : Darling, did you notice that the brownies aren't moving.
Gomez Addams : And there's nothing in my tea except tea! It's not like Lurch to be so slipshod!
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Morticia Addams : Family, we need to rally together to help poor heartbroken Lurch.
Gomez Addams : Capital idea, Tish! Let's arrange a date for him with Aunt Ben!
Morticia Addams : But darling, Aunt Ben is a man... I think.
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[Cousin Itt arrives]
Morticia Addams : Why, Cousin Itt, what brings you out our way?
[Itt jabbers]
Gomez Addams : You saw Fester's robot from a spy satellite, and wanted to ask her out?...
[Itt jabbers an affirmative]
Gomez Addams : Go for it, old bean!
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[Itt jabbers]
Morticia Addams : Isn't that sweet? Cousin Itt wants to double date with Lurch and his girlfriend.
Gomez Addams : Ah, just think how much fun two lumbering hulks, a robot and a ball of hair can have together.
Morticia Addams : We could get Fester to babysit and make it a triple date...
Gomez Addams : Querida! You're a genius!