The Closer (TV Series)

Red Tape (2009)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

Quotes 

• Louie Provenza : I remember Raydor back when she was a sergeant. Filed a complaint against my old partner George Andrews. Said he was misogynistic, heh. We had to look it up. Got both of us four months of sensitivity training.

  Brenda Leigh Johnson : Well, that was a complete waste of time.

• Louie Provenza : A relationship based on love is worth fighting for. Isn't it?

  Andy Flynn : Who ARE you?

• FID Officer Randall : Hey-hey-HEY! What're you doin'?

  Louie Provenza : We're headed for the newsstand, pick up a paper, read about the two FID guys who got fired because they disregarded orders from the Pope.

  FID Officer Randall : Listen, I'm not gonna...

  Brenda Leigh Johnson : Tone, tone, tone. That's no way to talk to a lieutenant, or a deputy chief for that matter. Sir, if you do anything to interfere with my murder investigation, I'll see to it you spend the next month on unpaid leave. Is that understood? Okay, Buzz. Buzz, start filming everything over here, including the unhappy officers over there.