- Georgina Sparks: I went to church, found Jesus and told him all my sins.
- Chuck Bass: I bet that was a long talk.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [to Blair] I have supported you in all your crazy choices, case in point!
- [looks meamingfully at Chuck]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Now would you please have some faith in me for once? I'm going back to my boyfriend and if you know what's good for you, so will you!
- [last lines]
- Georgina Sparks: [to Chuck] Blair? You came here with Blair? You know what? It's my day off and I really miss the city.
- [suddenly not so content with being stuck way out in Bible camp anymore]
- Gossip Girl: [as Georgina leaves with Chuck] Oh, dear queen, heed the words of a king. Looks like an angel, talks like an angel, the devil in disguise. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
- Blair Waldorf: [while Serena tries on dress] Let me get this straight. Gabriel is still popping Poppy, and you're okay with that?
- [fashion critic:]
- Blair Waldorf: No, no, this is too MOB, go put on the Vena Cava.
- Serena van der Woodsen: For the hundredth time, he's not still sleeping with her.
- [checks herself out in mirror]
- Serena van der Woodsen: And while it's not ideal, he is gonna break up with her next week.
- Blair Waldorf: And what proof did he offer of that?
- Serena van der Woodsen: He doesn't need proof, B, because I trust him. We have this amazing connection. You know, he said he fell in love with me the first time he ever saw my face.
- [goes off to change]
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, that... is interesting, considering the fact that he was on vacation with his girlfriend!
- Serena van der Woodsen: [dress goes over her head] Actually, the first time he saw me was a year ago when I was out with Georgina.
- [smiles:]
- Serena van der Woodsen: He busted me on my fake Southern accent.
- Blair Waldorf: And what night was that? Don't tell me it was that night. That night that you... blacked out and don't remember anything?
- [chuckles]
- Blair Waldorf: He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic.
- Serena van der Woodsen: No, no, it wasn't like that. He said I was completely lucid. It must have been before Georgina drugged me. I just don't happen to remember it.
- Blair Waldorf: But... Believe me, I had to learn the hard way. Trust is the most important thing in a relationship.
- Serena van der Woodsen: And we have that.
- Blair Waldorf: The way I trust Nate and he trusts me? Even though he may as well be going to school in Guam next year... I wouldn't worry if I can't find him, because... I know he'll always be true to me.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I hope so, B. Because, no offense, but we both know that hasn't always been the case.
- Blair Waldorf: What are you saying, that Nate is in love with you?
- Serena van der Woodsen: What are you saying, that Gabriel isn't?
- Blair Waldorf: No. I'm just saying he's not gonna break up with Poppy. Why would he? He's having her cake and eating yours too!
- Serena van der Woodsen: Okay, right. So, so both Nate and Chuck are obsessed with you, but my boyfriend can't stay faithful to me for seven days.
- Blair Waldorf: No, that's... I love you. I just don't wanna see you get hurt, okay? Go put that back on, it was beautiful on you.
- Blair Waldorf: [on phone] I thought that if I proved the North Caroliar was cheating with his ex, that would be it, but... she fell for his business-meeting excuse. Monkey-business, more likely.
- Chuck Bass: Serena and Poppy are both fighting over the banana.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm really worried, Chuck. You know how Serena is, she gets in over her head. We need to expose the two-timer for what he is. What do you say, Bass? One last mission?
- Chuck Bass: By any chance, do you have Poppy Lifton's phone number?
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Queen of hearts, or queen of heartache. Careful, B, cut off the head of one love triangle... one of your own might grow back in its place.
- Jenny Humphrey: Well, whatever they are, you can fix them. Dad, my whole life, you said I can do anything if I was willing to risk flat on my face. So why doesn't that same advice apply to you?
- [Rufus looks down pensively]
- Jenny Humphrey: Right?
- Rufus Humphrey: Good point.
- Jenny Humphrey: You know I'm right.
- [she chuckles, he has his arm around her shoulders, they walk off together]
- Serena van der Woodsen: I didn't steal your boyfriend, Poppy.
- Poppy Lifton: You know what, it's not even you I'm mad at. It's him.
- [starts hitting Gabriel]
- Poppy Lifton: I am gonna kill you!
- Chuck Bass: No one's killing anyone. It's a co-op cocktail party.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Gabriel, it's a movie. You know, most of them are only, like, eighty minutes these days.
- Blair Waldorf: [after Gabriel made his sacrifice] Well, I guess he really likes you. At least, now we know.
- [smiles, shakes her head]
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'll deal with you later.