- Myka Bering: Have you ever smelled something that could be best described as fudge when there is no fudge?
- Lorna Soliday: Does the Secret Service investigate every case of battery among college students?
- Pete Lattimer: No. Just this one.
- Mrs. Irene Frederic: We haven't met. I'm Mrs. Frederic.
- Daniel Dickenson: How'd you get in here?
- Mrs. Irene Frederic: Through a door.
- Daniel Dickenson: Warehouse 13, is it yours?
- Mrs. Irene Frederic: It's mine. And so are Lattimer and Bering.
- Daniel Dickenson: Excuse me?
- Pete Lattimer: Look, I'm trained to take a bullet if necessary. But I'm not sure how to stop a dead Italian cougar.
- Pete Lattimer: Well, has Cody come into anything unusual, say, in the past two days?
- Lorna Soliday: Yes, you two.
- Myka Bering: That was a serious question.
- Lorna Soliday: That was a serious answer. Any more questions, Sheriff Travis has my number.
- Artie Nielsen: [Over the Farnthworth] How's Myka?
- Pete Lattimer: Edgy, irritable. You know, Myka. Why?
- Artie Nielsen: Just checking.
- Pete Lattimer: Hey, stop right there.
- Myka Bering: What are you doing?
- Pete Lattimer: This is the guy. The one from last night. The guy who stole the rock.
- Myka Bering: You stole the rock.
- Artie Nielsen: It's a blood stone. It's safe. It's inside the building.
- Pete Lattimer: Yeah, well, it's the property of the museum.
- Artie Nielsen: And that museum is property of the U. S. Government. And so is the Warehouse. And so am I. Secret Service. I also work for Mrs. Frederic. Arthur Nielsen. You can call me Artie.
- Myka Bering: Got some ID?
- Artie Nielsen: No. We take the Secret part seriously around here. Oh, I just wanted to thank you for your assistance in last night's retrieval. That was very good.