- Tina Belcher: Inside, I was a deck of 52 cards scattered on the floor, but from the outside, I had to look like a straight flush.
- Linda Belcher: [explaining to Teddy how to sneak food into a movie theater] You can't just waltz in there with a bag in your hand. That's lesson one. You got to be like the James Bourne Identity. You got to hide it.