Party Down (TV Series)

Stennheiser-Pong Wedding Reception (2009)

Martin Starr: Roman DeBeers

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Quotes 

• [Casey whispers to Henry in the middle of Uda's speech] 

  Uda Bengt : Ron, seriously, your team are like animals.

  [Ron frustratedly snaps his fingers to shut up his team members] 

  Uda Bengt : That's going to be strike one. One more and I'm gonna report you to Alan Duk.

  Roman DeBeers : You know there are three strikes in baseball.

  Uda Bengt : Well this isn't f***ing baseball, weasel-face! It's catering.

• [Uda asks Roman to direct guests to the restrooms when there is already a sign pointing the way] 

  Roman DeBeers : You want me to stand here all night like a douchebag next to a sign?

  Uda Bengt : Do it in whatever style you like, but yes.

  [Uda walks away, leaving Roman at his post] 

  Roman DeBeers : You know, I went to college.

  Uda Bengt : I didn't. But I still get the irony.

• Roman DeBeers : Bobbie, what the f*** is that?

  [Bobbie's appetizer tray is arranged into a swastika] 

  Bobbie St. Brown : Why?

  Kyle Bradway : That's not right.

  Bobbie St. Brown : Oh, I made it into that Nazi thing!

  Roman DeBeers : Yeah.

  Bobbie St. Brown : I didn't know, I... I thought I... I w -... I started out as a snowflake.

• Bobbie St. Brown : This is a wedding under the sun and Elton John might be here. This is going to be absolutely magical.

  Roman DeBeers : I believe you mean "absolutely gay".

  Bobbie St. Brown : Don't be such a homophobe. Nothing gay about a gay wedding.

  Roman DeBeers : Do you listen to yourself?

• [Uda explains that Valhalla Catering has taken over the reception] 

  Uda Bengt : Imagine you were successful and wealthy and it was your wedding day. And you spared no expense to create an environment of beauty and elegance and then *you* showed up?

  [gags in disgust] 

  Roman DeBeers : This is unfair.

  Uda Bengt : Take it up with the God that made you that way.