Glee (TV Series)
The Rhodes Not Taken (2009)
Matthew Morrison: Will Schuester
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Quotes
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Will Schuester : Hey, Em. Just trying to figure out the setlist for Saturday.
Emma Pillsbury : I just got back from the emergency room. Had them give me four decontamination showers. I think they call that "the full Silkwood".
Will Schuester : What happened?
Emma Pillsbury : Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake ID, because he looks like an eleven year old milkmaid.
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Will Schuester : Guys, I'd like to introduce you to someone very special. This is April Rhodes. She's our newest member.
Finn Hudson : Wait, so old people can join Glee Club now?
April Rhodes : Old, huh? You guys look like the world's worst Benetton ad.
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April Rhodes : So, did I sleep with you?
Will Schuester : [taken aback] Um... I was a freshman when you were a senior.
April Rhodes : ...So, did I sleep with you?
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Will Schuester : April is amazing. But she's not in the glee club anymore. It... I, uh... I screwed up bringing her here. It was about me, and Glee Club is supposed to be about you guys. You don't need her to be great.
Mercedes Jones : But we need her for the second act.
Will Schuester : I'll just have to go out there and tell them we had to cut the show short.
[seeing how disappointed they are]
Will Schuester : Hey, guys. You were great. Don't worry. There will be other performances.
Rachel Berry : [entering] Excuse me? I think I might have a solution. In show business, when a star can't perform, her understudy steps in. I'd be happy to go in for April, if you'd let me.
Mercedes Jones : Since when are you willing to be an understudy?
Rachel Berry : Since I quit the play.
Kurt Hummel : Really? Why?
Rachel Berry : I realized being a star didn't make me feel as special as being your friend. If I'd let you down when you needed me the most, I'd never forgive myself. I know all the words to the song.
Quinn Fabray : You don't know the choreography.
Finn Hudson : Then we're gonna have to give her a lot of help out there.
Will Schuester : Go get in your costume.
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Will Schuester : Hey, can you give us the room, Rachel? We need to teach April the cues for "Don't Stop Believin'".
Finn Hudson : Wait, she's singing the female lead?
Rachel Berry : Wait, she's in the Glee Club? She's... ancient.
April Rhodes : Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.