The Inbetweeners (TV Series)
Exam Time (2009)
James Buckley: Jay Cartwright
Quotes
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Will McKenzie : [after Chloe has dumped Jay] Alright you big poof? Where's your bit then? I thought you'd be having it up to your nuts in guts.
Jay Cartwright : [lying] Nah, I had to er, I had to give her the boot.
Will McKenzie : Did you? I thought you were really into her?
Jay Cartwright : Nah, she was like frigid, and she wouldn't have this threesome, even though I organised it with a top lezzer model, and
[sobs]
Jay Cartwright : my cock was too big for her!
[breaks down]
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Simon Cooper : No-one brings a bag of shit to a pub.
Jay Cartwright : Your dad does.
Simon Cooper : Does he?
Jay Cartwright : Yeah, your mum!
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Jay Cartwright : Jay: Fuck me, it's Shaun of the Dead!