The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

The Duke of Edinburgh Awards (2009)

Simon Bird: Will McKenzie

Quotes 

• Will McKenzie : I need you to do something for me.

  Simon Cooper : Okay. What is it?

  Will McKenzie : Have a look at my cock.

  Simon Cooper : [confused]  Umm...

  Will McKenzie : Not in a gay way. It's just that something's gone wrong.

  Simon Cooper : I think looking at your cock at all is a bit gay.

  Will McKenzie : Please. I'm serious. All my pubes have fallen out.

  Simon Cooper : What?

  Will McKenzie : I was asleep at school, and I must have had a wet dream because it was all sticky...

  Simon Cooper : You spunked in the common room?

  Will McKenzie : Yes, but listen. I went home to clean up, and all my pubes came out in the shower.

  Simon Cooper : [incredulously]  You spunked your pants in the common room during the day when there were people around?

  Will McKenzie : [matter of factly]  Yes.

  Simon Cooper : Then your pubes fell out.

  Will McKenzie : Yes!

  Simon Cooper : I think this is way out of my league.