South Park (TV Series)

Fishsticks (2009)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Jimmy Valmer, Clyde, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Chris Stotch, TV Announcer, David Letterman, Jay Leno, News Reader, Kanye West, Interviewer, Doctor, Reporter #1, Reporter #2, Conan O'Brien, Carlos Mencia, Kanye's Assistant #2

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• Jay Leno : So apparently more and more Americans are eating fishsticks. Have you seen this? Have you read about this? Loving fishsticks, kinda makes me wonder, you know? What is everybody, a gay fish?

  [the studio audience roars with laughter and two men in the front row fall off their chairs and throw up] 

• Kyle Broflovski : Jimmy, exactly what part of the fishsticks joke did Cartman write?

  Jimmy Valmer : Well, he didn't actually write... any of it.

  Kyle Broflovski : Let me guess: you came up with the joke, and Cartman sat on the couch eating Twizzlers?

  Jimmy Valmer : Actually, it was potato chips.

• Jimmy Valmer : Say Eric, do you like fishsticks?

  Eric Cartman : Yeah.

  Jimmy Valmer : You like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

  Eric Cartman : Yeah.

  Eric Cartman : Well, what are you, Eric? A gay fish?

  Eric Cartman : [thinks it through]  Fish dicks! Aw dude, that's funny as shit!

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  Kyle Broflovski : I believe you.

  Eric Cartman : You do ?

  Kyle Broflovski : Yes. I believe that you believe you helped write that joke. That's how people like you work. your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really they're just douchebags.