South Park (TV Series)

Fishsticks (2009)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Peterson, Paul Shaffer, Craig, Kanye West Announcer, Kanye's Assistant #1, Kanye's Assistant #3

Quotes 

• Kyle Broflovski : Jimmy, exactly what part of the fishsticks joke did Cartman write?

  Jimmy Valmer : Well, he didn't actually write... any of it.

  Kyle Broflovski : Let me guess: you came up with the joke, and Cartman sat on the couch eating Twizzlers?

  Jimmy Valmer : Actually, it was potato chips.

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  Kyle Broflovski : I believe you.

  Eric Cartman : You do ?

  Kyle Broflovski : Yes. I believe that you believe you helped write that joke. That's how people like you work. your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really they're just douchebags.