- Loona: [the office starts to shake] Guys, do you feel that?
- Blitzo: Oh shit, is that a Hellshake?
- Moxxie: That's possible?
- Millie: [Grabs ahold of Moxxie] Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
- Moxxie: I'm not panicking, because Hellquakes don't happen.
- Loona: [Smacks Moxxie across the room] STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!
- Cletus: That's it! I have had it! You three monsters have messed with us enough!
- Collin: Ooh, we're just trying to do our j-job!
- Moxxie: Well, so are we!
- Cletus: [CHERUB pull out crossbows on IMP] Enough! We are saving that shitty old man's life whether he wants it or not!
- Blitzo: Well someone wants that fucker dead, Mm'kay? And he paid in advance and I spent is all on this!
- [pulls out a novelty toy horse]
- Blitzo: So he's gotta go!
- Keenie: You are all such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans?
- Millie: So are you! So why don't you shut your trap you judgmental, cotton-candy, tit-having bitch!
- Keenie: [Tackles Millie] Filthy demon slut!
- Lyle Lipton: Goodbye my one true love. All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value.
- Blitzo: Oh fantastic he's gonna do our job for us.
- Moxxie: [Lyle Lipton had just been unintentionally killed by the Cherubs' actions] Well well, would you look at that! YOU did our job for us! Heh!
- Collin: [shocked] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my God!
- Keenie: [grabbing Collin and trying to slap some sense into him] Get a HOLD of yourself, Collin, and do NOT use the Lord's name in vain!
- Cletus: Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!
- Collin: If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!
- Blitzo: Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?
- Keenie: [gasps] That is SO inappropriate!
- Millie: Oh, kiss our ass, prude!