- Lorena: Why am I here, Mr. Northman?
- Eric Northman: We want the same thing, you and I.
- [when she just looks at him]
- Eric Northman: Okay, Bill has something I want and he's in the way.
- Lorena: [knowingly] His human?
- Eric Northman: She's something more than human.
- Lorena: What is she?
- Eric Northman: That I do not know. Whatever it is, he loves her.
- Lorena: What makes you think I want him back? That I'd even take him back.
- Eric Northman: Because you didn't come all this way just to see me.
- Lorena: [seething] I haven't seen Bill Compton is over seventy years. Surely you can't think I have any pull over him, what so ever.
- Eric Northman: I haven't seen my make for much longer than that and yet, I am still loyal to him. Fiercely.
- Lorena: Shame I didn't turn you. Then again... you're not really my type.
- Tara Thornton: [out in the woods] We've been walkin' for over fourty-five minutes now and you still haven't told me where we're going!
- Eggs: Yeah, I did. I said I don't know.
- Tara Thornton: 'I don't know' isn't a place, Eggs! It's a state of mind. It's a state of mind I don't like being in!
- Luke McDonald: Sex outside of marriage is a sin.
- Jason Stackhouse: You really believe that?
- Luke McDonald: It ain't what I believe, it's what God believes. Some sins are bigger than others.
- Jason Stackhouse: Like what?
- Luke McDonald: Well, let's say you're gonna do it outta wedlock, gotta make sure the girl you do it to ain't married either.
- Jason Stackhouse: Right. 'Cause adultery's bad.
- Luke McDonald: One of the worst, right up there with incest and beastiology.
- Jason Stackhouse: The f...
- Luke McDonald: But all of 'em put together ain't half as bad as if you do it to a vampire. Or to a dude. Or a vampire dude. That's like creme de la creme sin. There ain't no repentance for that!
- Blood Hooker: That's it, baby.
- Eric Northman: "Baby"? I'm over a thousand years old.
- Blood Hooker: Are you not having a good time?
- Eric Northman: There's just not much thrill left in feeding on the willing.
- Jason Stackhouse: Jason Stackhouse, abstinent.
- Luke McDonald: Sounds good, don't it?
- Jason Stackhouse: Not really.
- Eric Northman: [sensing Lorena walking in behind him] I was beginning to think you weren't going to accept my invitation, Lorena.
- Lorena: For a vampire, you're a terrible liar.
- Isabel: I know how worried you were about Sookie infiltrating the Fellowship and I thought Hugo could help.
- Bill Compton: And why would you want to help us?
- Isabel: Because Godric is my sheriff, not yours. It would be criminal to let you take such a risk without my at least offering.
- Eggs: [trying to fix the water heater] Shoot!
- Tara Thornton: [with the phone] Want me to take a look and you can hold the line?
- Eggs: [straightening] See, that was some spiteful shit what you just said righ there. I got this, ok? I'm the man of the house. No offense, Karl.
- Andy Bellefleur: I've been noticin' some strange things about you lately.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Like?
- Andy Bellefleur: Like the fact you just up and vanished for over two weeks. Like the fact now that you are back, you seemed to have lost some of your pizazz.
- Lafayette Reynolds: [almost laughing] My pizazz?
- Andy Bellefleur: Right. In case you didn't hear, Lafayette. A woman's dead!
- Sookie Stackhouse: [with Hugo, pulling up to the church and seeing Sarah] Why do I know her?
- Hugo: Because she's on TV all the time. That's Sara Newlin. She's the reverend's wife.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Oh, right. You know, in person she looks like vanilla pudding.
- Hugo: I thought you were gonna let me do all the talking.
- Sookie Stackhouse: When I get nervous, sometimes I talk too much.
- Pam: [from behind him] Remember me?
- [as he jumps]
- Pam: Aww, you do. How's life?
- Lafayette Reynolds: Not so good. Uh, is you real?
- Pam: [looking around the freezer] Hmmm. This is nice. I could sleep here in a pinch.
- Lafayette Reynolds: What are you doin' here? I ain't said nothin' to nobody.
- Pam: And I knew you wouldn't.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Why then the fuck ya'll just glamour me, huh?
- Pam: Oh poor thing. We would have, but then you wouldn't have remembered that you owed us.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Owe you?
- Pam: Eric sent me with a request.
- [holding up a small bottle of blood]
- Pam: You're back in business.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Oh no I ain't. I'm outta that shit.
- Pam: So sorry. But you're very much back in this shit.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You locked me up and tortured me for damn near three mother-fuckin' weeks, 'cause you caught me selling V and now...
- Pam: Now what?
- Lafayette Reynolds: What the fuck is vampire's doing selling V anyway?
- Pam: We're not. You are. Get to work.
- Lorena: [as Bill wakes up suddenly] Is somethin' happenin' to your human?
- Bill Compton: Lorena!
- Lorena: [holding him down] I made you. Your blood knows mine. You will never physically overpower me.
- Hoyt Fortenberry: I'm so sorry, Jessica.
- Jessica Hamby: You came all this way?
- Hoyt Fortenberry: You're not mad at me?
- Jessica Hamby: No... I'm so happy I could cry, but I don't want to because it's really gross when I do.
- Isabel: Consider my offer. If nothing else, with Hugo there, Sookie will be less likely to arouse suspicion. People of the church, they have a way of not trusting woman when she's absent a man.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Bill, I have to say, as a woman who's been absent a man most of her life, that could not be more true.
- Hugo: If they do ask you any questions, are you sure you're going to be able to say the kinds of things about vampires that they're going to want to hear?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Hugo, I don't just hear the things hateful people say. I hear the things that are so hateful that hateful people don't even want to say them out loud. Don't you worry about me. I got plenty of materials to work with.