Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Valley Girls (2009)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

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• Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I can't believe Blair won!

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, who even voted for her?

  Chuck Bass : Me. About 150 times. I wasn't putting the Nelly Yuki ballots in, I was taking them out.

• Blair Waldorf : [to Serena]  Why are you still in jail?

  Serena van der Woodsen : It's by choice!

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, God! You're not going to come out of there with a mullet and a girlfriend, are you?

• Serena van der Woodsen : My mother didn't think that I was old enough to make my own decisions, so I decided to stay in jail and I'm not leaving until she decides to let me live my own life!

  Blair Waldorf : So it's a war of attrition!

  Serena van der Woodsen : So to speak.

  Blair Waldorf : Except she gets to wage the war from the comfort of her penthouse while you remain behind bars!

• Lily van der Woodsen : [Serena at police HQ]  You forced me to do this. I just hope you learned your lesson.

  Serena van der Woodsen : That my Mom's crazier than I ever imagined?

  Lily van der Woodsen : Well, no crazier than you, my daughter, thinking that you could fix the situation yourself.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I *was* fixing this. But then you were too worried what people would think.

  Lily van der Woodsen : When you're a mother, you will understand that you have to make decisions that don't always win you points for popularity.

  Serena van der Woodsen : When I'm a mother, I will be nothing like you.

  Lily van der Woodsen : Yeah, you say that now, but just wait.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I would rather give my kids up for adoption than end up like you. Oh... wait. You did that.

  Lily van der Woodsen : I came down here... to drop the charges and put this behind us. Please, show a little respect, and I'll stick with my plan.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'll just stick to mine. If you didn't notice, you weren't my phone call.

  Lily van der Woodsen : Oh? So who was?

  Celia 'CeCe' Rhodes : [to Lily]  She called me, darling. Ironic, isn't it? If only she knew.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, Grandma.

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  For those who complain about the youth of today... if you think *we're* bad, you should've seen our parents.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [learned how he selflessly fixed Blair's prom in every way]  Chuck, I can't believe I'm saying this... but that was really sweet.

  Chuck Bass : I just wanted her to have the perfect night.