Jim Backus: Mr. Magoo, D'Artagnan

Quotes 

• D'Artagnan : Oh, your bag of surprises, it's... it's... it's bottomless!

  Lord de Winter : My tricks are not new. Pity France when they send a boy to do a man's work.

  [D'Artagnan prevails] 

  D'Artagnan : Eh, pity England when a man can't tell the difference.

• D'Artagnan : I hate to say this, my lady, but you are no lady.

• Aramis : [reviving and seeing Lord Winter bound and gagged]  Gadzooks, what's that?:

  Athos : I wonder. Be he friend or fow?

  D'Artagnan : He-he is foe, my friend, so leave him as he is.