Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Hugh Keays-Byrne: Immortan Joe
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Quotes
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Immortan Joe : Ah, mediocre!
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Immortan Joe : Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Nux : Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe : What is your name?
Nux : It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe : No!
[gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe : Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux : Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe : [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
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[the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad]
The Organic Mechanic : Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
Immortan Joe : Was it a male?
The Organic Mechanic : Your A1 alpha prime.
[cuts the umbilical cord and twirls it between his fingers]
The Organic Mechanic : Hey, Rictus?
Rictus Erectus : Yeah?
The Organic Mechanic : You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
Rictus Erectus : I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
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[from trailer]
Immortan Joe : Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.
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Immortan Joe : I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
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Miss Giddy : [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun] They are not your property!
Immortan Joe : Miss Giddy!
Miss Giddy : You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
Immortan Joe : WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
Miss Giddy : She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
Immortan Joe : [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy] ... Where is she taking them?
Miss Giddy : A long way from you!
[Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]
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The Bullet Farmer : Come on! I've been called to the torture!
Immortan Joe : Patience!
The Bullet Farmer : Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
The People Eater : Be careful! Protect the assets!
The Bullet Farmer : Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
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[after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]
War boy : You all right?
Immortan Joe : On, on!
[the bike speeds after the War Rig]
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Immortan Joe : [He points his gun to shoot Furiosa, The Splendid Angharad shields her with her body] Splendid! Splendid! That's my child! My property!
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Immortan Joe : I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!
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Immortan Joe : Angharad!
[she looks at him, he points to the rock she's headed straight for]
Immortan Joe : Get out!
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The Organic Mechanic : Hey, Joe! Boss! Your girlie's breathing her last.
Immortan Joe : What about the child?
The Organic Mechanic : [listens to Angharad's bare belly] It's gone awful quiet in there.
Immortan Joe : Get it out. Get it out!
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Immortan Joe : [from the trailer] I want them back! They're my property!