Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Colonel (2009)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Chuck Bartowski : For whatever it's worth, if I have to spend the rest of my days in a dark windowless room, I can't think of a better person to spend it with.
Sarah Walker : Not really how this works.
Chuck Bartowski : What? We can't request a cozy little two-bed, two-bath cell?
Sarah Walker : Two-bed?
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Morgan Grimes : [Reading a note from Morgan] IOU one condom. Your pal, Morgan.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm gonna kill you, Morgan!
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Chuck Bartowski : "Colonel" Casey, huh? Now I get it. Now I understand why you'd betray your own team.
John Casey : I never betray my team. You went AWOL. You betrayed me. Don't you ever forget that.
Chuck Bartowski : So sorry, colonel. But congratulations on that chicken franchise you've always wanted.
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Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy. We've got to call the police.
Chuck Bartowski : Devon, we can't do that. Here, drink this.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : He tried to kill me. Why can't we call the cops?
Chuck Bartowski : Because I am the cops.
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Chuck Bartowski : I have very sensitive sinuses.
John Casey : Well, 9mm of hot lead should clear that right out! Did you really think you could run away from me? Let's go!
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Ted Roark : Of course, if this doesn't work, I'm afraid I'm going to have to go back to that bit where I kill everybody.
Chuck Bartowski : What if it does work?
Ted Roark : If it does work, same result. But you know, you should root for it. Nobody likes a cynic.