Flashpoint (TV Series)

Clean Hands (2009)

Sergio Di Zio: Constable Michelangelo 'Spike' Scarlatti

Quotes 

• Delia Semple : Not a bad vacation for the guys who get to fly over, at least.

  Sgt. Gregory Parker : Well, if you like jumping over the ocean in a metal coffin, sure.

  Delia Semple : So, there's something that you guys are actually afraid of.

  Sgt. Gregory Parker : Well, you know what? We all have our weak spots. Could be anything... flying,

  [looks at Ed] 

  Sgt. Gregory Parker : cats.

  Ed Lane : It was one cat; it was mean!

  Mike Scarlatti : [nodding]  I was there; it was mean.

• Mike Scarlatti : [talking about Donna]  We could put chili peppers in her smoothie?

  Lewis Young : No, shaving cream in her locker. Put shaving cream in her locker.

  Ed Lane : That is a great idea. What, are we in summer camp? We gonna short-sheet her bed next? Come on. She's a 10-year vet. She's been hazed by the best. We gotta come up with something good, something real good.

• Mike Scarlatti : [Discussing pranks to do to Donna]  Guys after the escort today we take all the Kevlar out of her vest, we fill it with cream cheese, then we do the obstacle course. First time she falls flat on her face,

  [smacks hands together] 

  Mike Scarlatti : instant hilarity.

  Ed Lane : You know what you're a genius.

  [Spike laughs] 

  Ed Lane : Alright Wordy you get a camera for that.

  [Wordy seems un-amused] 

  Ed Lane : What are you Mr. Mature all of a sudden, who's the guy that put the pepper spray in Spike's gear his first day?

  Mike Scarlatti : [Spike and Ed point]  Wordy!