Real Time with Bill Maher (TV Series)

Frank Figliuzzi/Peter Hamby/Kamele Foster (2021)

Kmele Foster: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Bill Maher : Now, if fresh-faced is your thing, get ready to swipe right on rising hate-monger Madison Cawthorn from North Carolina, one of the leaders of the Stop the Steal fiasco who hyped the riot at the Capitol like it was the Fyre Festival.

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  Bill Maher : And who, at the tender age of 25, is the youngest Republican ever elected to the House. I've thrown up scotch older than this prick.

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  Bill Maher : You know every Chad douchebag you see on a jetski on Instagram? Yeah, he's a Congressman now. And this one brags that he carries a gun on the House floor; but not irresponsibly. It's safely secured in his "Paw Patrol" lunchbox.

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  Bill Maher : And finally, but certainly not least, we have the freshman congresswoman from Georgia, the true mayor of Crazytown and everyone's favorite Karen, Marjorie...

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  Bill Maher : Marjorie Taylor Greene. The congresswoman who makes most people say, "How is she not a teacher from Florida who fucks her students?"

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  Self - Guest : I can see that.

  Bill Maher : I don't know, but holy shit is this lady crazy. She does not listen to lobbyists and special interests; no, she listens to microwaves and talking dogs. She is an all-in QAnon believer who thinks science and reason are a conspiracy to trick people into thinking.

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  Bill Maher : Reagan saw a shining city on a hill; this chick sees spiders on her arms.

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  Bill Maher : Move over, AOC, say hello to "WTF?". All right, that's "Hello, Douchebags."