Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

PB&J (2021)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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Quotes 

• Doug Judy : [Rapping]  Doug and Jake rolling down the street...

  Jake Peralta : PB and J, a tasty little treat...

  Doug Judy : Two cool dudes making sandals for your feet...

  Jake Peralta : [Stops rapping]  What?

  Doug Judy : I was going for the rhyme, but now I kind of feel like it's a good idea.

  Jake Peralta : Love it!

  [Continues to rap] 

  Jake Peralta : Making sandals that last is our ideology / Made real by our patented, strapless technology

  [Stops rapping] 

  Jake Peralta : It's magnets.

  Doug Judy : Okay!

  [Raps] 

  Doug Judy : Yo, you can wear 'em on the beach...

  Jake Peralta : Wear 'em on a hike...

  Doug Judy : Wear 'em on a Peloton exercise bike...

  Doug Judy , Jake Peralta : Doug and Jake, two best friends / With the premium, open-toed shoes for men! Rah!

• Charles Boyle : Jake, by trusting him you're putting your job on the line, which means you're also putting my job on the line.

  Jake Peralta : How so?

  Charles Boyle : Because if you get fired, I will swim out into the ocean until I'm too tired to swim back and I will sink to the bottom and then I won't have a job.

• Trudy Judy : What's up, Peralta?

  Jake Peralta : Hey, Trudy Judy and dog Judy. What's going on? Are you puppy sitting for Doug?

  Trudy Judy : Well, I was, but I need you to take him for me, because I'm going on a little vacay, and let's just say there's going to be some activities that aren't suitable for a little dog.

  [really sexy voice] 

  Trudy Judy : Mm!

  [beat] 

  Trudy Judy : Like parasailing.

  Amy Santiago : Oh. Thought you were building to something much more sexual.

  Trudy Judy : Nope, just really pumped for parasailing. Also, there's gonna be a lot of --bleep--, but the dog's okay with that.

• Doug Judy : Jake Peralta, do I have an earring?

  Jake Peralta : Um, what?

  Doug Judy : You heard me. We've been in the car for three hours. You've known me for seven years. Do I have an earring?

  Jake Peralta : Oh, no. I'm drawing a blank. I can kind of picture a diamond stud.

  Doug Judy : That'd be a good look.

  Jake Peralta : Or maybe a gold cross or a little hoop.

  Doug Judy : I do have versatile ears.