Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

PB&J (2021)

Craig Robinson: Doug Judy

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Quotes 

• Doug Judy : [Rapping]  Doug and Jake rolling down the street...

  Jake Peralta : PB and J, a tasty little treat...

  Doug Judy : Two cool dudes making sandals for your feet...

  Jake Peralta : [Stops rapping]  What?

  Doug Judy : I was going for the rhyme, but now I kind of feel like it's a good idea.

  Jake Peralta : Love it!

  [Continues to rap] 

  Jake Peralta : Making sandals that last is our ideology / Made real by our patented, strapless technology

  [Stops rapping] 

  Jake Peralta : It's magnets.

  Doug Judy : Okay!

  [Raps] 

  Doug Judy : Yo, you can wear 'em on the beach...

  Jake Peralta : Wear 'em on a hike...

  Doug Judy : Wear 'em on a Peloton exercise bike...

  Doug Judy , Jake Peralta : Doug and Jake, two best friends / With the premium, open-toed shoes for men! Rah!

• Doug Judy : Jake Peralta, do I have an earring?

  Jake Peralta : Um, what?

  Doug Judy : You heard me. We've been in the car for three hours. You've known me for seven years. Do I have an earring?

  Jake Peralta : Oh, no. I'm drawing a blank. I can kind of picture a diamond stud.

  Doug Judy : That'd be a good look.

  Jake Peralta : Or maybe a gold cross or a little hoop.

  Doug Judy : I do have versatile ears.