- Johnny Red: I want to know, upfront, honestly... what are the chances of getting my time machine up to speed?
- Professor Loringon: Well unlike your case study you've presented here...
- Johnny Red: Exhibit A.
- Professor Loringon: Yes... unlike... Exhibit A, you're gonna have to go a lot faster than eighty eight miles per hour.
- Johnny Red: With all due respect Professor, do you think Ben Franklin knew jackshit about chemistry before he flew that kite in the rainstorm?